Proper anatomy :)

I think that might be quite a nice homework for students – we all learn those boring parts of the body; but this might be a nice change ūüôā

And let’s be honest – aren’t little animals adorable?

Creative pedagogy, language learning and technology – IATEFL presentation by Mr. Graham Stanley


Can you work when there is a massive refurbishment going on around your flat? Well, I pretty much cannot, hence my late note. I need to write a bit about some really nice and useful presentations I’ve seen at the conference.

Mr. Graham Stanley made a really nice presentation at the IATEFL conference and I enjoyed it immensely as it covers my field of interest Рgames and creative teaching. I do recommend watching this video as it is short (20 mins) and really funny, but let me sum it up a bit.

Mr. Stanley mentions three games.

1. Story Cubes

It’s pretty much the same idea I wrote about in Once Upon a Time… note, only you don’t have cards but dice. And although cubes sound funnier, the cards have some nice words (possibility of having a 15 year old student remember the word ‘idle’ – priceless) – I guess you may use both with the same fun and success in a classroom.

2. Werewolf

Have you ever played Mafia? The rules are basically the same – you pick some werewolves from among your students and make them choose a victim who becomes a ghost (I might give a scene of death for the younger students, I’m sure they would love it, especially team Jacob, hrhrh). Then, when the day comes and werewolves change back, the villagers try to find out who is the culprit.

I’ve just thought I might change it to vampires (for team Edward, with extra glitter). Or zombies, but zombies theoretically don’t change back to humans. You might even get a role for a particularly noisy student and make them a banshee who screams when someone is about to die – but never tells who a werewolf is.

It does sound like fun. Besides, it makes the students lie – and I’ve always thought that the greatest sign of a foreign language proficiency is the ability to lie.

3. The islands

Now, I’ve never tried that game before, but I’m definitely going to give it a try as it requires pretty much work from the students on various levels. First, they work in groups and design their own imaginary islands – just pictures/ maps. Then, they come up with political systems,¬†industrialization¬†(if any), currency etc. And then we make a great continent of those islands.

What I want to try with my pre-intermediate 13-15 year old students, is to skip the political systems and stuff and replace it with the element of RPG (role playing game). Basically, I want them to design sets of adventures for visitors (with the open endings) and visit the islands of their classmates. Then everyone will have different adventures (speaking!) and as a finishing touch I want to sum them up on post-its (‘beware the Jabberwocky’), stick them to the maps and THEN make a great map with those islands and their descriptions.

How will it work? We’ll see, I’ll try to post the result, but so far the students seem interested – just like me! And as for you – listen to the presentation and get inspired!

IATEFL Opening Plenary by David Crystal


Yesterday David Crystal officially opened Liverpool IATEFL conference with an awesome plenary –¬†The world in which we live in: Beatles, blends and blogs. You may watch this session and hopefully enjoy it as much as I have, but let me share a couple of thoughts.

We all know the blends – lexical blends are used all the time (brunch, blackboard etc.) but the session was focused on syntactic blends – clashes of two independent sentence parts. As a teacher I encounter those blends all the time in my students’ language use – they mix conditionals in ways no conditionals should be mixed¬†or do weird things to poor reported speech (hah, we all know that, I bet). Mr. Crystal mentioned a couple of reasons why blends are used, some solutions how to avoid them and a good advice for teachers (the advice I shall remember).

First of all, the common problems with prepositions, that even native speakers happen to have. E.g.: From which country does a Lexus come from? The clash here occurs between formal and informal language, the first of whom tells us to never end a sentence with a preposition while the second one seems simply more natural. So here comes the clash, the blend and the confusion Рand the greater length between those two prepositions, the greater confusion.

Secondly, as Mr. Crystal points out, we make blends by changing minds on what we want to say – our grammar doesn’t keep up with our thought. And so, we may¬†encounter relative clauses blend, question-statement blend or question-question blend, e.g.:¬†Within how long did it take for an American English start to grow? is a blend of¬†Within what period of time did it take for an American English to start to grow? and ¬†How long did it take for an American English to start to grow? It can be observed while watching sports commentaries (especially football ones, I thought it was rather a weird flow of consciousness but now I know it was a flow of consciousness with blends – therefore they seemed weird [well, it’s not so easy to observe when you watch a match with the British commentators, but go ahead and watch a match in a Polish TV – best regards to gentlemen commenting English Premier League]).¬†And even though blends rarely appear in formal and public language, as they are edited by professionals, no such help is given on the Internet (unless we have a friendly proof-reader).

Mr. Crystal explained that the problem of blending may refer to our working memory capacity.¬†Apparently,¬†we aren’t able to remember a lot of words, so sometimes the length of¬†construction¬†makes us forget the subject before we get to the verb. Reading and listening comprehension is governed by a distribution of weight¬†thorough the sentence – and in English the weight goes after the main verb. So, obviously, the longer the subject, the greater the problem.

Naturally, the first thought of an EFL teacher after hearing this is: what about relative clauses? Mr. Crystal admits there happens to be too much weight before the main verb which may cause problems (well said, how many times have we – non-native speakers – looked at relative clauses and prayed for the main verb, eh?).

But then Mr. Crystal shares a very refreshing point of view: blends are a sign of growth. And indeed, if a learner tries to use more¬†advanced¬†grammar, he happens to make blends, e.g.: to whom you will marry is a blend of to whom you will be married and whom you will marry. We – the teachers – cannot simply state ‘that’s wrong’ and move on, we should spend some time with a student, take apart grammar to show the blend and explain the correct version (or versions). We mustn’t condemn blends as it may result in students’ tendencies to simplify their language.

And so – when we see our students blending, let’s notice that, but not make them feel guilty about it. Let’s just tell them their mistakes are signs of their growth (well, you have to know at least a couple of grammar constructions to make blends, it wouldn’t work well with just Present Simple, eh?) and encourage them to work.

This plenary was really good, and I would like to thank those people in Liverpool who made it possible for us to participate online. Great job! I also want to thank Chia, who made a really good note immediately after the lecture.

Mystery story writing (homework for intermediate+)

Dyatloc PassIncident

Dear students of groups H1 and H2S, you are to write a mystery story for your homework. I have decided to make you work on one of the most mysterious events of the 20th century – the Dyatlov Pass Incident. Since it is to be a mystery story, please, put aside your common sense and let’s dive into the ocean of conspiracy theories. Yes, prepare to be investigative, creative and ready to meet many creatures lurking in the shadows (mwahahaha). Ready?

First of all I want to you look up on the Net some info regarding Dyatlov Pass incident. The links I recommend as those which use nice conspiracy theories, are as follow:

Wikipedia on the incident

The Dyatlov Pass Incident, Scarier than Fiction by CloudedIntentions – 10 min video¬†, but with a couple of drastic photos of the bodies found, if you don’t feel like watching – listening is OK

The St.Petersburg Times article 19th Feb, 2008

Naturally, feel free to use some other sources if you find these unsatisfactory, but try to use the English ones.

Now, here’s your task:

Imagine you are a person who saw what happened at the pass (an anonymous member of the ski-group/ member of the Mansi tribe etc.). You finally want to share your story. Write ca. 300 words

Deadline: 21/04/2013, stories are either to be handed in personally or published below this post, I don’t accept emails this time as they mysteriously disappear somewhere in the Net ūüôā

To help you with this task, I will give you a couple of clues:

  1. Order the events (beginning, middle and end is usual, but if you want to experiment, go ahead ;P)
  2. Think about tenses (I recommend Past Simple & Continuous as well as both Past Perfects)
  3. Grammar structures (reported speech is unavoidable, you might also find relative clauses pretty useful)
  4. Vocabulary (remember: that is the story by a witness, some expressions concerning feelings are necessary, e.g. I felt a chill down my back/ My heart sank/ My body froze/ My stomach turned)
  5. Questions: you will have to answer some in your story –
  • Who are you and how did you happen to be near the incident?
  • What happened?
  • What happened after the bodies were found? Why didn’t you share the story until now?
  • How did the incident affect your life?

I hope you will find this task enjoyable and write amusing compositions. Have fun!